'Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.' I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer, your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner. 'That was in the third grade!' Yeah, well, it all goes on your permanent record. (S6 E17 - 'Homer vs. Patty and Selma') | The Simpsons & Futurama Best Moments