Respiratory therapy students at Gwynedd Mercy University are using liverwurst to perfect their biopsy techniques.

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"This morning he switched to high-flow oxygen therapy and performed respiratory physiotherapy. Tonight, as planned, non-invasive mechanical ventilation will be resumed until tomorrow morning.