An underground movement of heroic Britons is finally poised to take on the anti-growth, probably bearded, woke fanatics who are trying to destroy our British way of life with pronouns, improved energy ...

Joint Scottish and Japanese project to study how whisky is distilled in space 41 ...

If you're a fan of the IDF Merkava,' said a spokes-gasket for the Likud Hard Right Coalition Motor Corporation, 'then you'll ...

Hardcore splinter group "Just Stop Growth" has threatened the Conservative Government over its pro-growth strategy.The group, ...

By D. Fenestrate, Music Correspondent and Bolshevik lackeyMOSCOW - Russia has a brand new singing star this morning after ...

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It has been announced that AI has discovered all jokes and there are no new humorous phrases or actions left. All humour is ...

In an early morning post on the world's most ironically named social media platform, its owner posted a message claiming he ...

French politicians have slammed rioting school kids for blockading roads without the use of tractors. A government spokesperson complained that the children didn't understand "proper protocol", and ...

The early release of some prisoners started today, and this fires the starting gun for tabloid newspaper editors. The race is ...

"Here's the reason why every true patriot should support me when I start bombing Iran again after the mid-terms," US ...

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