that may be the only saving grace of last night's out-of-town opening of "The Trojan War Will Not Take Place." Jean Giraudoux' comedy-satire clothes the theme of war and its causes in the flowing ...

a Trojan prince. Helen is the wife of Menelaus - King of Sparta - and he musters an army led by his brother Agamemnon to sail to Troy to take Helen back. The war lasts for 10 long years ...