I'm in possession of a secret document. A document from the German government. Yes. the real Polizei. A document so hilarious that I thought it came from DerZwiebel.com. That's The Onion in Germany.

BERLIN — It started with a joke. In spring 2019, eco-gardener and entrepreneur Sebastian Everding marveled over how a German comedian, Oliver Tissot, repurposed an old gumball machine into an ...

In case you aren't aware, Gumball 3000 is an annual celebrity rally organized by some British dudes who charge an astronomical amount for an entry fee, ensuring that the event is filled with rich ...